My own personal transcript of the case.

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• You are being summoned to trial in 60 seconds (you will be teleported to court).
• If you are not present, the trial will continue in your absence.
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(Sleipnir has accused you of assault and attempted kidnapping)

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• You are being summoned to trial in 40 seconds (you will be teleported to court).
• If you are not present, the trial will continue in your absence.
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You think to Tuan, "You are my witnes"
You concentrate on sending your message to Tuan.
Tuan thinks to you, "ta what?"
You think to Thuja, "Be a witness in favor of me?"
You concentrate on sending your message to Thuja.

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• You are being summoned to trial in 20 seconds (you will be teleported to court).
• If you are not present, the trial will continue in your absence.
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Thuja thinks to you, "Yes."

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• You are being summoned to trial in 10 seconds (you will be teleported to court).
• If you are not present, the trial will continue in your absence.
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• You are being summoned to court.
• You will not be able to speak in the courtroom until asked to by the Judge.
• Please wait while the jury is summoned.
* Puddleby Court is now in session.
* Sleipnir v Babajaga,
accused of assault and attempted kidnapping.
Mr BomBastik thinks, "what the hell!?!??! He's doing it again!!!"
Charlos thinks, "again? fill me in..."
Mr BomBastik thinks, "this is not the first time that he's been kidnapped by women"
Bellafae yells, "All rise."
Bellafae yells, "This court is now in session, The Honourable Judge presiding."
Charlos thinks, "ah right."
Clera unfurls a new scroll, and labels it: pcl_0539_279_12_38
Haengemie says, "Thank you, you may be seated."
Haengemie says, "Sleipnir, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your
testimony irrelevant."
Sleipnir says, "I was sitting peacefully in the town square"
Sleipnir says, "This black sylvan paid tuan to assault me"
Sleipnir says, "Iwas knocked out, and then she attempted to drag me to the sea, to drown me."
Sleipnir says, "This was a vicious assault on my person"
Sleipnir says, "And should be severly punished"
Sleipnir says, "witness: Biff"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Sleipnir"
Haengemie says, "Biff, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box.
You have 15 seconds."
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Biff. You have been called to testify in this matter,
please state the pertinent facts to the jury."
Haengemie says, "Biff, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony
irrelevant."
Biff says, "I did see tuan conk Sleipnir repeatedly"
Biff says, "and I did see Milady Babajaga apply the side of her axe to Sleipinr's head"
Biff says, "then they began dragging his body to the west"
Haengemie says, "10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"..."
Biff says, "I attempted to interceed"
Biff says, "done"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Biff"
Haengemie says, "Babajaga, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems
your testimony irrelevant."
Babajaga says, "I fear the little brain that was left in the Knights scull is now damaged.
For good it seems. I´m not a black hearted Sylvan. As most here know."
Babajaga says, "I saw him fainting in town. And tried to wake him up with a gentle knock on
the head"
Babajaga says, "When that didnt work, As a good samaritan, I only wanted him to get to the docks."
Babajaga says, "witness:Tuan"
Babajaga says, "Witness:Tuan"
Babajaga says, "Arghh"
You just received good karma from Mac-arena, need the space. "witness: tuan"
Michel thinks to you, "no commas"
Sleipnir thinks to you, "space after the :"
Alchemist thinks to you, "use a space?"
Thuja thinks to you, "Space between : and T"
Babajaga says, "witness :tuan"
Haengemie says, "10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"..."
Babajaga says, "witness: tuan"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Babajaga"
Farhope thinks to you, ""withness tuan" perhaps"
Haengemie says, "Tuan, please approach the witness railing,
to the Northeast of the jury box. You have 15 seconds."
* Your ability to speak seems hampered.
Michel thinks to you, "'witness: tuan'"
Tuan thinks to you, "150 coins?"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Tuan. You have been called to testify in this matter,
please state the pertinent facts to the jury."
Raiine thinks, "helpful Gm reported a bug in the courts today...just to let yas know.."
Babajaga thinks, "Thanks all:)"
Haengemie says, "Tuan, you have 90 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony
irrelevant."
Odesseus thinks, "whas the bug?"
Tuan says, "Everthin Baba say is true"
Tuan says, "Sleipy hada headache"
Tuan exclaims, "Tuan try ta help!"
Kryll thinks, "witnesses can call witnesses...or something"
Raiine thinks, "not sure exactly..just hear that where was one...bit thing with malkor.."
Tuan says, "But he fall down an moan"
Natas thinks, "it turns out if you go on jury duty you lose 100c"
Tuan says, "so Baba come o'er"
Tuan exclaims, "an we try ta take im ta da docks fer some water ta spash on im!"
Tuan asks, "cause sea air is good fer ya, ya know?"
Tuan says, "Tuan knows dis, cause I's a healerer"
Tuan exclaims, "so we drag an drag im!"
Tuan exclaims, "e'en tho he SO heavy!"
Haengemie says, "10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"..."
Tuan says, "he been puttin on weight"
Tuan says, "done"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Tuan"
Haengemie says, "Sleipnir, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your
testimony irrelevant."
Sleipnir says, "I have not been putting on weight at all"
Sleipnir says, "My figure is just as slim as it always has been"
Sleipnir says, "And my legs are very elegant still."
Sleipnir says, "In fact, one might say...."
Sleipnir says, "That I am quite the most handsome Knight in the entire land."
Sleipnir says, "Exactly so."
Raiine thinks, "hear hear!"
Sleipnir says, "And I was assaulted..."
Sleipnir says, "And they tried to drown me."
Sleipnir ponders, "Babajaga ...."
Sleipnir says, "I only just escaped by waking up in time."
Kryll thinks, "Sleipnir, you're gorgeous."
Sleipnir says, "And...."
(Sleipnir is put off his stride)
Sleipnir ponders, "I am indeed gorgeous"
(Sleipnir nods happily)
Raiine thinks, "*grins*"
Sleipnir says, "Er....."
Odesseus thinks, "giggles"
Sleipnir asks, "What was I saying?"
Marfisa thinks, "faugh! the most handsome knight is in the jury box!"
Haengemie says, "10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"..."
Sleipnir says, "ER...."
Sleipnir says, "done"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Sleipnir"
Natas thinks, "i am not!"
Haengemie says, "Babajaga, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the
jury deems your testimony irrelevant."
Babajaga asks, "A question.. I was crying out for help in townsquare,
just because he was so heavy. Would I have done that if I was trying to kidnap him?"
Babajaga says, "And why would I want to kidnap him for? I separated him for Chum´s sake.."
Odesseus thinks, "nor am I! Oh, wait, I'm not a knight..."
Babajaga says, "I was only trying to help one that was once dear to me"
(Babajaga fumbles with the witness thing again)
Bon Temps thinks, "well, maybe I am. <G>"
Babajaga says, "witness:thuja"
Babajaga ponders, "Ack.."
Babajaga ponders, "help again?"
Mac-arena whispers, "still need the space"
(Babajaga hums softly.)
Tuan thinks to you, "witness: Thuja"
Babajaga says, "witness : thuja"
Mac-arena whispers, "still need the space"
Mac-arena whispers, "'witness: thuja'"
Babajaga says, "witness: Thuja"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Babajaga"
Haengemie says, "Thuja, please approach the witness railing, to the Northeast of the jury box.
You have 15 seconds."
* Your ability to speak seems hampered.
John Junkar thinks, "Babajaga is looking a bit green - Prueish you might say..
does she need some of my tea?"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Thuja. You have been called to testify in this matter,
please state the pertinent facts to the jury."
Biff thinks, "I fear so..."
Haengemie says, "Thuja, you have 120 seconds to speak, unless the jury deems your testimony
irrelevant."
Thuja says, "I fear the poor Knight is growing insain"
Odesseus thinks, "As do I! I hope it's the "good" tea"
Thuja says, "Today he called me a black traitor"
John Junkar thinks, "I have your cup of tea here Sir Sleipnir"
Thuja says, "For reasons unknown to me"
Thuja says, "Look at him..."
Sleipnir thinks, "Methinks I need some tea, haveing just been assaulted"
Babajaga thinks, "We were only trying to help."
Thuja says, "He needs help"
Sleipnir thinks, "ye were trying to drown me"
John Junkar thinks, "it helps calm you down, settles the nerves"
Biff thinks, "there is no try..."
Kryll thinks, "All the healers in the lands are in court, don't die ;oP"
Thuja says, "I ask that you do not trust him"
Haengemie says, "10 seconds remaining, Please finish up, or say "done"..."
Thuja says, "done"
Haengemie says, "Thank you, Thuja"
Bon Temps thinks, "good time to toggle them then. <g."
Haengemie says, "Jury, you will adjourn to vote on a verdict."
Haengemie says, "After you discuss the case, tell the verdict collector "guilty", "innocent"."
Haengemie says, "Or vote "frivolous" if you want to sentence the plaintiff for wasting
everyone's time."
Haengemie says, "You will have 4 minutes. Not voting is the same as voting "innocent.""
Haengemie says, "Sleipnir has accused Babajaga of assault and attempted kidnapping"
Haengemie says, "Please remember to vote solely on the matter of this trial,
based only on the testimony heard."
Haengemie says, "Do not allow any bias, good or bad, regarding previous
affiliations enter into your decision."
Charlos thinks, "get a rope! no make it two! hang them both! hang em all! hang me! ..
when do we get a gallows builder?"
Odesseus thinks, "and the jury's off!"
Kryll thinks, "We wouldn't have to hang you very high, charlos ;oP"
John Junkar thinks, "I really do think Babajaga could use some tea...it will make her calmer..
stop her turning green..."
Odesseus thinks, "Will they find Sleipnir's story true..."
Odesseus thinks, "or will Babajaga wear the cap of innocence... stay tuned..."
Babajaga thinks, "The Knight is often ruled by other things than logic. His jealousy is widely
known."
Sleipnir thinks, "The answer be obvious to all. The black Sylvan be a traitor to all of us"
Babajaga thinks, "Translation: I´m a black traitor because I separated him."
John Junkar thinks, "Yes something is wrong with her - look at the awful clothes she now wears"
Marfisa thinks, "stop the sunstoning. We want jury segregation! And bring us some corn chips."
Farhope thinks to you, "black is beautiful"
Odesseus thinks, "I am soooo glad I am People right now"
Babajaga thinks, "Translation: I´m a black traitor because I separated him."
John Junkar thinks, "Brandy To Go™ when you finish Marfisa"
Kryll thinks, "People rule!"
Sleipnir thinks, "It was a vicious assault"
Odesseus thinks, "sorry, outta chips"
Odesseus thinks, "tapioca pudding do?"
Babajaga thinks, "It was a serius and kind attempt to get you to fresh air so you could wake up."
Tuan thinks, "yaar! Sea air!"
Sleipnir thinks, "That sort of kindness will kill me quickly, Sylvan"
Bellafae hands the jury's verdict.
Babajaga thinks, "We all know how bad the air in town square can get sometimes"
Haengemie says, "Babajaga this court finds you guilty, as accused."
Odesseus thinks, "and know, the verdict"
John Junkar thinks, "I struggle to see how one could be so cruel to the noble Sir Sleipnir!"
Kryll thinks, "guilty! :O"
Haengemie says, "Jury, you have found Babajaga guilty."
Sleipnir thinks, "Justice has been done!"
Haengemie says, "You will now adjourn to recommend a sentence."
Haengemie says, "You will each be given two votes, and choices of jail time and/or fine."
Haengemie says, "An officer of the court will be ready to assist you, should you need it."
Tuan thinks, "booo, hiss! Travesty!"
You have 65 coins.
Sleipnir thinks, "At last, justice for a poor humble Knight!"
Haengemie says, "You will have 4 minutes to make your recommendations."
Haengemie says, "Not voting, with either or both of your votes, is the same as a recommendation
of "no sentence"."
Charlos thinks, "the Zo's wanna see blood!"
Haengemie says, "On Autumn 320 of 538, Babajaga was found frivolous, having charged
Tessa of intent to harm.."
Natas thinks, "hell yea"
Odesseus thinks, "a hush falls over the courtroom as the jury decides the fate of Babajaga"
Raiine thinks, "there is hardly anyone in town..how could it have a bad smell and not fresh air?"
Sleipnir thinks, "So do I. In the cause of justice."
Haengemie says, "Jury, please note: one prior conviction in the past year."
Enlil thinks, "and preferably not their own"
Babajaga thinks, "jailtime for trying to help a madknight.."
Haengemie says, "Jurors, you should take Babajaga's record into account when deciding
what sentence to recommend."
Tuan thinks, "poor Babs! Affer all ya tried ta do fer him!"
John Junkar thinks, "she's already a convicted felon!"
Sleipnir thinks, "Attempted murder it was. Throw the book at her!"
Odesseus thinks, "and away they go, to ponder her fate... stay tuned"
Tuan thinks, "ya musta rilly broken Sleipy's li'l heart, ta make him hate ya fer helpin ya Babs"
John Junkar thinks, "See what happens folk when you don't drink my "tea" - you become a evil hag!"
Babajaga thinks, "Attempted murder! I wouldnt want to get myself dirty touching you."
Biff thinks, "careful Tuan - you were an accomplice to the crime"
Sleipnir thinks, "Aye, she broke my heart, and she will break us all before she be done"
Tuan thinks, "Pfft, Tuan tried ta help Babs"
Odesseus thinks, "yaaar! Drink more "tea"! Be hapy!"
Tuan thinks, "An we were helpin Sleipy, nothin else!"
Kryll thinks, "Why can't we have a courtroom brawl? where's the player vs player button? ;oP"
Babajaga thinks, "HE broke my heart, and now he accuses me of separating him.
This whole trial is a farce"
Odesseus thinks, "er, happy... (too much "tea")"
Sleipnir thinks, "I did not break thy heart Sylvan , as it be made of stone. Black stone"
Babajaga thinks, "Oh yes, but you did. Have all these noble exiles heard how you betrayed
my trust in you?"
Tuan thinks, "Tuan has new evidence. Sleipy tried ta bribe Tuan ta change I's testimony...
I not wanna say cause it sooo horrible of him..."
Sleipnir thinks, "MOre lies, from another Sylvan"
Tuan thinks, ""Sleipnir hands you 50 coins.""
Charlos thinks, "courtroom brawl results in fallen Fen, send healers and catnip!"
Raiine thinks, "not all sylvan'd are bad Sleipy :o\"
Sleipnir thinks, ""Tuan hands you 4000000 coins""
Tuan thinks, "he try ta bribe Tuan, is horrible an awful!"
Kryll thinks, "not necessarily in that order!"
Sleipnir thinks, "True, Raiine, but these two be a bad lot."
Biff thinks, "Tuan is another exile, mooching offof Sleipner?"
Odesseus thinks, "spend the coins on "tea"!"
Bellafae hands the jury's sentencing recommendation.
Babajaga thinks, "Not lies. The truth. I didnt even doubt you for a minute when Prue said you and
her had kissed. You said no. I trusted you."
Haengemie says, "Babajaga, you are hereby sentenced to spend 80 minutes in the Puddleby jail,"
Haengemie says, "and fined 333 coins."
Sleipnir thinks, "Justice!"
• The court clerk takes 65c, ordering a withdrawl from your bank account for the balance of 268c.
Judge Haengemie bangs his gavel
Haengemie yells, "This court is adjourned."
Babajaga thinks, "Farce!"
Odesseus thinks, "and the Jury is back! they decide 80m minutes in jail! and 333 coin fine!"
John Junkar thinks, "so why are you looking more and more like Prue Babajaga?"
Bellafae says, "Sleipnir, you are free to go."
Tuan thinks, "jus'horrible, what Puddleby comes ta"
Bellafae says, "Babajaga, you'll be going to jail to serve your sentence, now."
• You have 79 Puddleby Standard Minutes remaining to serve in jail...