I am deeply concerned at the sentiments expressed by good Latrek, fearful
that perhaps her gin binging has finally consumed her Foxy senses. Truly it
is a sad day when the very Maid of Honor at our wedding cannot even recall
the joyous day Slyph and I spoke our vows to one another all those months
ago.
I write only to assure you that Slyph and I are quite well, and the Clan
has never been stronger or more capably led, despite the rather alcoholic
delusions suffered by my beloved's dear friend and companion. Surely Lord
Sleipnir can bear witness to all this as my own Best Foxy Man, or the Foxy
Healery who did herself perform the exclusive Foxy-only ceremony.
Let me only assure you that Clan Foxy is well concerned about the mental
health and welfare of all our members, including Latrek and that handfull of
others (Bullingbrook in particular) who seem to have imbibed whatever poorly
distilled beverage it is that has caused this most unfortunate episode.
Foxy Soulguider, if you could but pull yourself away from your studies and
avail yourself to counsel them, Slyph and I (not to mention all of Clan
Foxy) will be most grateful.
Concerned for the well-being of all the Foxy, as always with my beloved
wifely Knight in Foxy Armor, I remain
At your service,
Michael Aridfox
Master Scholar of Clan Foxy
