Kodo the Halfling's quite fat
And not very bright, come to that.
I fear that it's plain
That his fat little brain
Has been torched by a dose of the clap

I remain,
As ever,
With the deepest respect,
sir Sleipnir na Gralam, Knight of the Rose

And when he had thought about it some more, he added :

In addition to his noxious smell
I'm afraid that poor Kodo can't spell
He really should keep clear
That my name's spelt Sleipnir
Not Sliepnir, which won't work as well

Sleipnir

And then Prue enters the battle field. And strikes my beloved with my name, of course.

O wonderous Babajaga the Fleet!
She's marvelously quick on her feet.
She can polish the arms
Of two diff'rent gendarmes
Between serving the soup and the meat.

Yours,
Prue.

But my beloved´s wit can´t be defeated.

For polishing arms, we all knew,
The best in the business was Prue
But I do assure thee
If that witch came near me
I'd run for a mile. Wouldn't you?

Sleipnir

And in come the diplomats..

These lim'ricks grow worse by the day,
Though this witch must needs have her say.
Let her head, though mulish,
Not lead to words cruelish --
Nor brayed at her predator, pray.

Healery

These otherwise sensible men
Have set their wits at odds again.
But for all their ambitions,
With so few munitions,
They just look like fools to their friends.

Tayra

But the war continues....

Sleipnir, a knight in Lok'Groton,
One night drank himself most besotten.
Blame too much of brew,
Or his wife (she's a shrew),
But with Luce he's a bastard begotten.

--Prue.

Once a knight in foul rumours immersed
Drew pen and drew blood, well at first...
But no matter how fine a student
It just wouldn't be Prue-dent
To continue 'gainst one so "well-versed"

+r / Kodo

That Prue is a witch, 'tis so clear
There is but little doubt, I do fear.
It is, I do think,
The warts and the stink
That give it away, when you're near.

To say I've a bastard with Luce
Has not a small morsel of truth
For her long greasy locks
(and the marks of the pox)
Make my face turn the colour of puce.

Sleipnir

A knight with morals seemingly diffuse
Lounged about with women quite Luce
He claimed all witches had pox
Now that's thinking out of the box!
But the twins resemblance may be hard to excuse...

+r / Kodo

Who will be the last exile standing? I have high hopes for my beloved in this one. Go Sleipnir!!