There once was a Healer called Blue Who dropped all his friends in the Poo When they all fell down dead Blue called out as he fled It's been nice, gotta go, Toodle-Oo Anonymous				Asked a Lesbian girl from Khartoum When C*** H***** came up to her room Is Notelrac here? Or Llerendel my dear? I must know to do what, and to whom. Anonymous
	Last night in the Square Babs was pissed At three cute young dames who confessed That they'd all like to sleep near That handsome Knight Sleipnir 'Cause they've heard (in a word) he's the best Anonymous				Kodo the Halfling's quite fat And not very bright, come to that. I fear that it's plain That his fat little brain Has been torched by a dose of the clap Anonymous
	O wonderous Babajaga the Fleet! She's marvelously quick on her feet. She can polish the arms Of two diff'rent gendarmes Between serving the soup and the meat. Prue				For polishing arms, we all knew, The best in the business was Prue But I do assure thee If that witch came near me I'd run for a mile. Wouldn't you? Sleipnir
					That Prue is a witch, 'tis so clear There is but little doubt, I do fear. It is, I do think, The warts and the stink That give it away, when you're near. Anonymous
	Sleipnir, a knight in Lok'Groton, One night drank himself most besotten. Blame too much of brew, Or his wife (she's a shrew), But with Luce he's a bastard begotten. Prue